| Rank | Name | War-Wins |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Divinity Bought Utopia (8:5) | 7.91 |
| 2 | The wall penalty is bullship (4:5) | 5.25 |
| 3 | Based on Mythos (3:5) | 4.83 |
| 4 | Empyrean Criminals LC (6:5) | 4.18 |
| 5 | Firestorm (7:5) | 4.09 |
| 6 | Meat Gazers (2:5) | 3.13 |
| 7 | Anime Outcasts (1:5) | 2.10 |
| 8 | Pirates AAARRRrr WaRRRrrr (5:5) | 1.98 |