| Rank | Name | War-Wins |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | We Hurt (4:15) | 13.90 |
| 2 | Drunk Dinosaurs (5:15) | 9.96 |
| 3 | Eternal Madness (9:15) | 6.04 |
| 4 | Simon Says (6:15) | 5.25 |
| 5 | Who Elected a Canadian Monarch (7:15) | 4.89 |
| 6 | Rebellious Ponies PM for War (3:15) | 2.06 |
| 7 | War Monkeys Recruiting (1:15) | 0.00 |
| 8 | Purrrsistence is at war (2:15) | 0.00 |
| 9 | Bye pootopia (8:15) | 0.00 |