| Rank | Name | War-Wins |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Zomebieland (4:14) | 10.53 |
| 2 | Detroit Rock City HOSTILE (5:14) | 9.50 |
| 3 | Untold (3:14) | 4.00 |
| 4 | Rogue swag WoU (2:14) | 1.99 |
| 5 | Fail Army Warararrar (7:14) | 1.04 |
| 6 | Trumpmarines BSA Recruiting (9:14) | 0.00 |
| 7 | Ghetto Drunks are Recruiting (6:14) | 0.00 |
| 8 | Not So Heroic (8:14) | 0.00 |
| 9 | Recruiting Attackers (1:14) | 0.00 |