| Rank | Name | War-Wins |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Island of Misfit Toys (5:15) | 10.46 |
| 2 | Ghetto Nightmare (4:15) | 10.15 |
| 3 | Seagulls (7:15) | 8.40 |
| 4 | Pirates AAARRRrr WE WANT WARRr (3:15) | 6.00 |
| 5 | WWE Champions (8:15) | 4.08 |
| 6 | F U in 2016 (1:15) | 3.10 |
| 7 | holidayjerks PROL WAR 4-7 LOL (6:15) | 3.02 |
| 8 | Gerfew (2:15) | 0.98 |