| Rank | Name | War-Wins |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Quilt of Themeless Awesome (3:35) | 4.90 |
| 2 | Ruthless (5:35) | 3.95 |
| 3 | Dopefiends of Asgard (7:35) | 3.80 |
| 4 | Nubcakes HOSTILE (1:35) | 3.60 |
| 5 | FACEBUTTS RECRUITING ATTACKERS (6:35) | 2.94 |
| 6 | Metallic Symphony (4:35) | 1.04 |
| 7 | Heroes AND Villains at war (2:35) | 1.02 |
| 8 | Unnamed kingdom (9:35) | 0.00 |
| 9 | Unnamed kingdom (8:35) | 0.00 |