| Rank | Name | War-Wins |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | R-R-REEECRUUUIT (3:26) | 2.88 |
| 2 | Fluffy rebuilding from scratch (2:26) | 2.06 |
| 3 | KillerPandajitsu (5:26) | 1.94 |
| 4 | Zombielings (1:26) | 1.91 |
| 5 | Soap Dodgers WAR STFO (4:26) | 1.04 |
| 6 | Insurrection Hostile (8:26) | 0.92 |
| 7 | Way TOO DRUNK (6:26) | 0.00 |
| 8 | Starting from scratch (7:26) | 0.00 |