| Rank | Name | War-Wins |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | da Awesome Stoners United (4:22) | 4.00 |
| 2 | HOSTILE STFFO (5:22) | 2.98 |
| 3 | Melee Weapons WARng n Recruitn (6:22) | 2.12 |
| 4 | happy bday aerie WAAAARRRR (7:22) | 1.99 |
| 5 | SBF vs 3-8 STAY OUT (2:22) | 1.89 |
| 6 | Bears (3:22) | 1.11 |
| 7 | Lost Samurai (1:22) | 1.07 |
| 8 | Noobs with cans_Ouch (8:22) | 0.00 |
| 9 | Unnamed kingdom (9:22) | 0.00 |