| Rank | Name | Kingdom | Race | Land |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Dr Zaius (9:1) | Run it Back (9:1) | Human | 3668 |
| 2 | Beef Lo Mein (7:1) | Derp Fried Rice (7:1) | Human | 3668 |
| 3 | Impis (8:3) | Unnamed kingdom (8:3) | Human | 2905 |
| 4 | Not a Dark Elf (8:1) | Giddyup (8:1) | Human | 1874 |
| 5 | Human two (4:3) | Human human (4:3) | Human | 1798 |
| 6 | Human one (4:3) | Human human (4:3) | Human | 1672 |
| 7 | Major Major Major (4:1) | Unmanned kingdom (4:1) | Human | 1633 |
| 8 | Herr Balakay (7:3) | Unnamed kingdom (7:3) | Human | 881 |